Mission
At Trolleessen Trollowitz, we believe that everything is fake and gay. Hedge funds, VCs and other cabalistic structures are pushing retail around like playtoys and extract value at every turn. We said enough is enough and are bringing premiere VC tooling to the every day Joe while not asking for an arm and a leg, precisely speaking, you get to keep 100% of your company.
Portfolio
Our portfolio includes companies across various crypto sectors, with a total valuation of over $40 trillion US Dollars. We take pride in backing visionary founders and helping them scale their businesses.
About Us
Founded in 1869 by Johann Trolleessen (ex Standard Oil) and Fritz Trollowitz (ex Rothschild), our firm has a proven track record of identifying and nurturing high-potential crypto startups. With our extensive network and deep industry expertise, we provide our portfolio companies with the resources and guidance they need to succeed.
History
In the scorching heat of the Nevada desert, September 1869, Johann and Fritz were tripping balls at the annual Burning Man Festival. While fumbling around in the gay orgy tent, they had an epiphany: What if instead of using their talent to make their greedy bosses even richer, they'd instead use it to help out small business? Trolleessen Trollowitz was incorporated that same week. As tradition has it, Johann & Fritz still visit Burning Man to this day, don't tell their wifes...
Token
To further our cause and reach, we have chosen to use the TROLL memecoin as our marketing tool. In our hands-on approach, we will utilize and test out all VC tooling releases of our future portfolio companies with TROLL. It's important to note that TROLL was not launched by us and we do not have utility plans for it, it just happens to be our favorite memecoin that we love and enjoy.
Founders
Johann Trolleessen
Co-founder and Managing Partner
Fritz Trollowitz
Co-founder and Managing Partner